Sales Bitch...er...Pitch

We all know women love shopping. I'm not being sexist. I'm just stating a law of nature.

It also follows that sales would be a beloved phenomenon. The sale as an outlet for female aggression has been well-documented in academic and time-tested popular culture mediums, for example, the films Clueless and Confessions of a Shopaholic.

With these associations ingrained into our society's brains, this is how Horse and Hound has decided to interpret them:

What does it seem like they're calling you, ladies? Remember...I didn't say it.

Please direct all angry emails to Horse and Hound.

Thanks for stopping by!

The KandyMan

Sweet Sweet Love

To satiate your sweet tooth on this fine Monday, I have for you not an ad, but controversial packaging on....whadyaknow....CANDY! Take a look:

My cousin sent me this article on the stir the wrapping's caused in the UK.

Now, I'll tell you truthfully, KandyAddicts--to me it looks like these deliciously tantalizing, saliva-inducing, mouth-inhabiting sweeties are going at it like hippies on LSD in the 60s (no offense, hippies; we love you).

Not that I had any doubt from looking at the thing, but for those of you who do, just take a closer look. They've even put in the lines to show them girating movements. As if the positioning itself wasn't enough.

Speaking of positioning, don't look too hard, ladies and gents. There's somethings candy can't teach you.

Sometimes you have to get offline and explore the world for yourselves!

Until next time,

The KandyMan